Gone Survival tips

299hours54minutes:

  1. No adults means no doctors: so It’s still not okay to run with scissors.
  2. The pedal on the right is for gas, the one on the left is the brake.
  3. The seat belt is for when you forget #2.
  4. You can finally wear whatever you want. Of course you can also do your own laundry.
  5. When attempting to remove your own braces, needle-nose pliers work better than a hammer and chisel.
  6. You can’t Twitter when there’s no internet.
  7. Yes, you can skateboard there. There, too. In fact, anywhere.
  8. Remember that time your mom tried to teach you how to cook? You’re going to wish you had paid attention.
  9. The old cliques are gone. The new cliques are survivors and not.
  10. 15 is the new 50.
  11. Babysitting is even less fun when you’re not getting paid.
  12. When you wake up screaming from a nightmare, there’ll be no one to tuck you back in. So try not to wake up screaming.
  13. You can eat whatever you want. Until the food runs out. Then the cat’s going to start looking tasty.
  14. Remember what you learned in sex ed class about prevention. Thats not a question, thats a strong suggestion.
  15. No new music. No new TV. No new movies. It’s finally time to learn to knit.
  16. When your little brother is driving a car, you’re really going to want to look both ways before crossing the street.
  17. Remember how your parents were always nagging you? You’re going to think of that as the good old days.
  18. No phones means no texting. You will have to MIRL (Meet in Real Life).
  19. You know the last time you went to McDonald’s? That really was the last time.
  20. Bullies are bad. Bullies when there are no adults around are worse. And bullies with their parents’ guns are the absolute worst.

Survival tips for Hunger,Lies,Plague and Fear - http://www.harperteen.com/feature/gone/

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